Discussion in 'Melbourne | Uber Drivers Forum' started by skyco, Apr 16, 2017.
It would not smell bad.
If all they eat is Eucalyptus.
It's going to have a strong scent.
Perhaps even a good one.
Koala Fart deo
Koala Fart aftershave
Koala Fart perfume
Koala Fart soap
Koala Fart bath gel
Koala Fart air freshener
You think driving for Uber is bad?.... think about them Koala fart collectors.
You think they have to chase surges like we do???
Peak surges are after lunch but before siesta
During a school bushbash - remember those? - a koala fell out of a tree into thick scrub with a massive crashing sound
Must have been startled out of its tree by our little stamped and carry-on
Talk about drop bears...
So i bought and tried one of them koala fart insect repellent. One squirt and i tell you what, not only it repelled me my dog and half the nigbourhood. The smell is still there 3 days later.
What the fuck are they feeding those poor koalas? meat?
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